I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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