Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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