Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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