Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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