4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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