His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I am morally bankrupt
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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