i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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