can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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