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She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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