If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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