I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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