We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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