wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
