I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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