eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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