you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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