these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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