He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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