Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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