Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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