Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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