im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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