Me. At least after what I've been through.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The beer is more important than you right now.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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