I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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