Whod you bang
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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