there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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