I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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