this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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