.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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