i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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