and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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I need you to use more vowels.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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