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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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