How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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