I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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