Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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