Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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