If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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