Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
