every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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