This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it hurts more in the daytime
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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