Pappa wants mamma naked
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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