Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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