I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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