East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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