I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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