FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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