Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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