if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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