quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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