So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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