So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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