I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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