How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You ate ashes out of my bong
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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