we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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